The Little Balloon Mer-tranny

Jul 30th, 2010 | By | Category: Cyber Dating

The majority of people I have contact online to potentially meet, I choose not to, but it can be a blast feeling them out. Sometimes that’s not fun, at least not in the moment. Luckily I have PhotoShop and this blog.

Balloon Little Mermaid

Balloon Little Mermaid

I recently contacted a cute girl who had a creative streak and an unusual vocation. She makes balloon animals! So I paid attention to what she had to say in her profile, made a few quips, and asked about one of her photos. Here’s the picture.

I couldn’t help myself, and asked why it looked like the Little Balloon Mermaid had a penis. Maybe it was a gag, since it was also topless. The response was:

What the hell do you mean why does the little mermaid have a penis?

There was so much in what I’d written that deserved more attention, but it was clear this artist took her work seriously. She was offended. So I sent a note back letting her know it was meant in jest, and that I’d said it because it really looked like the mermaid was packing a little something extra. I wasn’t trying to offend her. I understood that if she studied the craft, chose it for her vocation, and presented it work proudly as a fine example how she might be put off by such a comment.

The only reason you’re fantasizing that anything looked like a penis there is because you’re a latent homosexual who can’t get them out of your mind

You’re an ass.

I hit the reply button to wish her the best of luck and discovered I’d already been blocked.

Well, she got the ass part, right (takes one to know one). Here’s another image of that balloon thang.

Comparison of the Little Mermaid with the Balloon Mermaid - nope - no penis there.

Comparison of the Little Mermaid with the (topless) Balloon Mermaid – nope – no penis there.

 

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