Urban Word of the Day

lap error

Sep 21st, 2017 | By | Category: Urban Word of the Day




When your receiving a lap dance from one persons or two , and they release bodily fluid on your legs. Typically common in places like concerts, strip clubs, and house party’s.


Dude, last night with Jessica she made a lap error!













tea off

Sep 20th, 2017 | By | Category: Urban Word of the Day




When you and a friend compete to drink as many twisted teas as possible in one sitting.


“Yo Kyle, we’re f*cking having a tea off on saturday.”













click itch

Sep 19th, 2017 | By | Category: Urban Word of the Day




An everlasting feeling of need to start clicking, usually on social sites such as Facebook, Instagram, Google, Pinterest, etc.


I can’t stop searching Pinterest, I’ve got a click itch.













yassderday

Sep 18th, 2017 | By | Category: Urban Word of the Day




When something really great happened the day prior.


Person #1: Last night’s party was lit!

Person #2: Yaaassss, yassderday’s party was soooo liiittt













hirp

Sep 17th, 2017 | By | Category: Urban Word of the Day




A Hiccup burp.

The painful eruption of gas flowing up the esophagus, while simultaneously hiccuping.


Josh: “arghhaaaaHhhs”

Justin: “wtf was that?”

Josh: “oh you know, I HIRPED.”













IYKWIM

Sep 16th, 2017 | By | Category: Urban Word of the Day




Acronym. Stands for “If you know what I mean”. Mainly used in instant messaging conversations. Can also be used in conjunction with “AITYD” (and I think you do).


“I could really go for a tossed salad for lunch.”

“Oh, I’ve got a salad for you to toss, IYKWIM…AITYD.”













Lent Trap

Sep 15th, 2017 | By | Category: Urban Word of the Day




/lɛnt træp/ noun

In couples where one party is Catholic and the other is not, the unwilling subjection of the non-Catholic to the 40-day ritual of penitence known as Lent.


1. We were going to have dinner at this great new steak place on Friday night, but Joe’s got me stuck in a Lent Trap.

2. My wife Jane decided to give up sex for Lent. Worst. Lent Trap. Ever.













Cruzing

Sep 14th, 2017 | By | Category: Urban Word of the Day




Looking for porn on Twitter. Bonus points if you get caught “liking” one of the posts and blame it on a hack, then on a staffer.


I understand the problems the country currently faces, but I plan to spend the night Cruzing.













dinner reprise

Sep 13th, 2017 | By | Category: Urban Word of the Day




A heady way to say leftovers


Mom, I’m sick of leftovers. Don’t think of them as leftovers but as a “dinner reprise”.













Gasterbation

Sep 12th, 2017 | By | Category: Urban Word of the Day




It’s when you beat the gas nossle on the tank to get all the gas out.


He used gasterbation to get all gas out.