Urban Word of the Day

cobra yawn

Nov 21st, 2017 | By | Category: Urban Word of the Day

The involuntary spraying of saliva while yawning. Much like the venom spray from a cobra. In most cases the yawner doesn’t realized it has happened only finding the aftermath once the yawn is over.


I just cobra yawned all over my keyboard five minutes prior to writing this definition.



apply for a mutual

Nov 20th, 2017 | By | Category: Urban Word of the Day

follow someone on twitter in hopes of them following you back, thus becoming mutuals.


when i first saw your account, i thought you were cool, so i thought i’d apply for a mutual.



The Floor is Lava

Nov 19th, 2017 | By | Category: Urban Word of the Day

1. A multiplayer game in which one person yells, "The floor is lava!" and all other players must comply and find higher ground to get to. Anywhere but the floor is safe and if players stay on the floor, then they are painfully burned to deat…



Going Screensaver

Nov 18th, 2017 | By | Category: Urban Word of the Day

When you notice a coworker spacing out, or dozing off in a meeting.

“Check it out, look at Joe. He’s going screensaver.”



Old slippers

Nov 16th, 2017 | By | Category: Urban Word of the Day

The genitals of a past significant other that after consideration and comparison are the ones you love the most

"My girpelfriend said she missed my old slippers"



ESKETIT

Nov 15th, 2017 | By | Category: Urban Word of the Day

Lil Pump’s favorite word. It has many meanings like getting money, get lit, turn up, or “let’s get it”


“Ayee this music lit”

Lil Pump: “ESKETIT”



conversation walling

Nov 14th, 2017 | By | Category: Urban Word of the Day

When you’re trying to make a conversation with a girl/guy you met recently, either A) online B) via text message or C) in person, and she/he responds to any of your questions with blank stares, one letter text messages using the words: oh, cool, or nice, or nothing at all until you have to try to change the subject.


Ron: so do you have any brothers or sister?

Emily: Yes

~4 minute delay~

Ron: Are you the oldest?

Emily: No

~2 minute delay~

Ron: So how was your day?

~2 minute delay~

Emily: Ok

Ron: Are you conversation walling me on purpose?

Emily: What?

Ron: I think I’d have a better conversation with a brick wall.



conversation walling

Nov 14th, 2017 | By | Category: Urban Word of the Day

When you’re trying to make a conversation with a girl/guy you met recently, either A) online B) via text message or C) in person, and she/he responds to any of your questions with blank stares, one letter text messages using the words: oh, cool, or nice, or nothing at all until you have to try to change the subject.


Ron: so do you have any brothers or sister?

Emily: Yes

~4 minute delay~

Ron: Are you the oldest?

Emily: No

~2 minute delay~

Ron: So how was your day?

~2 minute delay~

Emily: Ok

Ron: Are you conversation walling me on purpose?

Emily: What?

Ron: I think I’d have a better conversation with a brick wall.



Brain Spurs

Nov 13th, 2017 | By | Category: Urban Word of the Day

brain spurs. noun. a medical term referring to fatty growths in the cerebral cortex causing difficulty speaking, limited vocabulary, lying, laziness caused by being born rich

Trump got a deferment from Vietnam due to his Brain Spurs.



paggro

Nov 12th, 2017 | By | Category: Urban Word of the Day

to be passively aggressive towards someone


Driver: Grr. That guy is totally riding my bumper. I’m going to drive slower.

Passenger2: Way to get paggro on his ass.